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Kinda disappointing the poors will have access.

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This is socialism.

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What’s next, murder all kulaks?

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Wait, are we the kulaks in this? Then my money is on the kulaks

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We’re the fuckin’ kulaks buddy.

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They had it coming.

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Here’s Welch on Red Eye razzing Lou Dobbs about space.com

https://youtu.be/DqIHSNWbLVo

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Kmele’s camera quality relative to Matt’s and Michael’s is like watching the nba today versus 1987...

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Fun times! I recommend for future subscriber-only live shows to have it on Zoom. I want to see all of the wonderful, wonderful paying fans.

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50 minute notice?! Glad you’ll be posting after. Also: there is no monthly option for the Never Fly Coach tier. Could we make this happen for those of us who can’t quite afford to pay for the year up front??

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Substack limits it to only allow those two tier options for all creators. Not sure if that applies to how often you pay though.

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Hey-Yo! I ain’t wearing anything from the waist down, baby.

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Wait is this We the Fist or We the Fifth?

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What is this Minecraft-ass platform choice, Kmele? I'll be there.

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I hope you’ll be drinking!

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Popping in late to applaud Matt's rant (re Orban) about elevating the leaders of teeny-weeny countries as if they matter. Just because some chump jurisdiction is a "country" doesn't mean that it is worth any more consideration than Rick gave Ugarte. Acting like Orban is real for some reason is like the progressives who cite some social policy in Iceland -- which is roughly the population of Des Moines -- as a thing that we should do in the United States.

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Y’all are breakfast tacos.

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Where are the hats, the shirts, the tote bags?

Ifs no store, within 90s day, I makes my own, Fifths Columns swag, I sells its on blacks markets, I draw dicks on everysthings!

Я опасный гангстер!

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I'm just reading this and sad I missed this. Ah well. Them's the breaks, as former PM Boris Johnson would say..

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This was great. Do it again.

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Damn. I’ll miss this one.

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Me too, man. Me too.

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Missed this to have a great conversation with my best friend whom I don’t get to talk to nearly often enough over the phone. Then I watched the Chappelle “what’s in a name” special on Netflix and HOLY FUCK THAT IS GOOD.

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Free livestream? Sounds like you guys are using Amber Heard’s synonymous use of “pledge and donate.”

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